♥ Leslie

Don't you make a move tonight, you can stagger. Once she's got you in her sight, you're the one she's after.

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 02:57:27 GMT

Today was an extremely good day. I was wired. In first period, Jenny and I decided that we were dying of thirst. So after the bell rang, we ran into the cafeteria like morons to use the vending machines. Then we go to English, and we eat peanut butter crackers and just talk the entire period. In third period, I made a sign for Jamey that said "Elephant Boy" and he had on Mrs. Baxley's elephant mask. Sometime during the period he sneezed into it, which was extremely gross, but really funny. In 4th period, Aimey, Jessica and I did the normal gossiping. In 7th period, Nina made my day. Lindsay was writing a note to her boyfriend, and Nina drew a bee for her. At the end of the period, the three of us are looking at this bee. And Nina goes "Dude... I completely fucking forgot the stinger's on the back." ...Nina drew it on the face. :X HAHAH.

On the way home, my car started to smoke, bad. Kara and I were just like "Uhh..." When we got to her house, she poured water on the engine, and the water was evaporating before it even touched it, it was so hot. :X I drove home, where it leaked like, three different things in the driveway. Everybody (mom, Erik, Donnie, Mike) gave me a ration of shit about it, and wouldn't leave me alone about it. They were like "OH, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD GETS HOME. HE'S GOING TO BE SOOO PISSED." So I was worried as fuck, and I was really getting upset over it. ...My dad comes home and goes "Oh, it's okay. I knew it was going to do that." He hugged me, and that was it. HAH, FUCKERS. I hate them sometimes, I really do.

Uhh... Then around 6:30, I picked up Kara and Nina. We went to Buehler's and bought Debbie flowers. Leaving the parking lot, we saw a hot guy. So I roll down the window and scream "YOU'RE FUCKING HOT, I WANT YOUR NUTS." ...That was pretty amusing. Then we went to Taco Bell, and Kara and Nina ate in the car. I couldn't, since I was driving, so I put the taco in my purse, and I was going to eat it during the play. Hahah. The play was super cute, even though they had sexual references all the damn time. I shouldn't have sat next to Nina, because she makes me laugh all the damn time. I tried to pull out my taco and eat it, but it was too loud, and I was making a mess. So I put it away. After the play, we go up on stage, hug Debbie, and give her the flowers. We're walking to the parking lot, so I decide to eat my taco. Nina smacks the mild sauce out of my hand, and then chases me around the parking lot with her purse, and keeps hitting me. THEN, the three of us decide to get gas, and drive around a little bit. I had a hard time with the gas tank, and Kara was counting out quarters to pay in. Haha, we rule so bad.

I took them home, and here I ammm. W00T. I think this was the most exciting school night of my life. Why can't my life always be this exciting?

I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget.

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 11:24:10 GMT

Mike made it to my house last night in record time. 6 minutes and 40 seconds. This really isn't that fast considering he can make it home in 3. But normally he's like "I'm leaving now." ...And doesn't show up for another half an hour. :X So I thought I'd just share this with all of you, because I know how deeply you all care.

I get to drive my car today. Haha. It's so fucking ghetto. Alyssa and I went to get something for my mom at the store, and we thought my muffler fell off, it was so fucking loud. It was horrible. And it accelerates very slowly. :X Damnit. But I don't care, because the stereo in it rules. HAH. Bitches.

I should leave soon. I can leave at 7:26 and walk in the school just as the first bell rings (7:30). I love it.

...I don't know where my shoes are. Fuck.

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:58:59 GMT

I jocked these from _thislastbreath's picture collection, but since they were taken at myyy party, I don't think she'll mind too much.

Brent, my home dizog.

Erik, with his hunting vest. I think he has a pad wrapper in his mouth, but I'm not too sure.

Me: "Jared, get your ass over here and get your picture taken with three hot girls."
Brent: "...THAT'S A FIRST!"

Hallie and my D-E-EBBIE.

Kara and Nina, who's drinking "water."

Me being a goofball.

Julia and me. I had on Kara's Rasta mittens. Haha, I'm gone at this point.

Donald's infamous HIM heartagram tattoo.

"Because no matter where you run, you're always going to end up running into yourself."

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:42:09 GMT

I woke up this morning, and just went back to bed. I felt horrible. I didn't wake up until 11:30. Then I got out of bed, and watched Something's Gotta Give. It was pretty good. I laughed a lot.

My mom, dad, and Donnie left at 1:30, because Donnie had to go to court. Erik woke up a little bit later, and we sat around and watched music videos, because we're that cool. Then we decided to go to Taco Bell around 2:30. Haha. On the way home, I rolled down my window and screamed to the men painting Wal-Mart "YEAH, MOTHER FUCKERS. YOU PAINT THAT BUILDING. JUST FUCKING PAINT IT!" And Erik yelled at this kids walking home "MOTHER FUCKERS, YOU KEEP WALKING, WHILE I DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR!" ...It was amusing. I didn't eat my Taco Bell. That's how you know I'm sick.

Erik left, and now I'm home alone. I'm really bored. I should take a shower, since I'll probably end up seeing Mike. And I smell, anyways. :D

I feel better. I think I just needed a break.

I fall to pieces.

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:38:08 GMT

Last night, my dear boyfriend took it upon himself to finish off the pot brownies. So he was completely stoned. Erik took the last hits out of Kara's pipe, so he was pretty stoned as well. I had to take Donnie to his drug test. Mike and Erik came along for the ride. Mike rambled the entire way to Medina. Erik fell asleep before we left Wadsworth. It was cold and rainy, and I was kind of nervous. Mike keeps screaming "BRAAAKE!!" every single time the person in front of me would hit their breaks. I wanted to hit him. It was absolutely crazy.

This morning I woke up, and started puking when I brushed my teeth. Since I was almost ready, I just sucked it up and went to school anyways, which was probably a huge mistake. But oh well, too late now. Crackers.

I was completely out of it all day. My compact broke in my purse, so there was a whole bunch of power covering everything. I was making Brittany laugh in study hall, while I was dumping everything on to the floor. :X I'm an idiot, sometimes. It was funny, though. I swear.

In two of my classes, we're doing web quests. I fucking hate it. In practical living, we were in the library. And the stupid fucking lady took 20 minutes to explain what the hell it was for, and what we're supposed to be doing. I felt like I was 10 again. In English, we're doing a web quest comparing hysteria in American (Salem Witch Trials, Japanese Internment camps, and The McCarthy Hearings). ...But we're supposed to be "reporters" and "investigate." WHAT IN THE FUCK? ARE WE NOT 16-17 YEARS OLD? Don't you think we're a little bit too old to be playing pretend? Jesus fucking Christ.

I came home and took a two hour nap. I feel a little better. My stomach still hurts. My mom woke me up and she's like "It's almost 7." ...And I thought she meant 7 in the morning, so that made me all disoriented.

I guess I should be working on Algebra II homework. But honestly, I don't think I'll be attending school tomorrow. Not if I feel like this. Because I'm pretty fucking miserable. I'm going to take some more Motrin, and wait for Mike to get back.

If I can choose, it's only you.

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 11:20:38 GMT

Wow. This weekend WAS by far the best weekend in a while.

Haha, Saturday was a blast. I picked up Kara and Nina, and we were going to Hallie's house. My car broke down in her driveway. :X Hahah, so then Hallie takes us to my house, I take my mom's car, and while leaving Julie's driveway, I get stuck in a ditch. I just started to scream. I was so frustrated.

Brent ended up coming up on Saturday, and brought his friend A.J/Andrew/Jared. ...Long story. That was fun, I haven't seen Brent in almost a year.

Uh... yeah. I was so ungodly stoned Saturday night. I was still stoned yesterday morning when I woke up, and when I went to bed. I feel like absolute shit right now. Haha. This is going to be an interesting day.

I have to go, I want to get gum before school. Hahaha.

Get your roll on.

Sat, 16 Oct 2004 05:05:51 GMT

Mike just left. We got home around 10, and we ended up falling asleep in my bed. Haha.

We had fun. Debbie, Kara, Nina, and Julia met at my house. We went to... some place to pick up their friend, Johnny. Then we went to the Cuyhoga Fairgrounds. It was wet, and cold, and semi-scary. I screamed the entire time, at everything. If I saw someone, I screamed. If there was a loud noise, I'd scream. If Mike would grab me and tickle me, I'd scream. My throat hurts. Julia and I led the way for the most part. In the first haunted house Mike was in front, and I was behind him. I had my head in his hood most of the time, and ended up screaming in his ear. I'm such a chicken, it honestly wasn't that bad. I think the most amusing houses were the trippy 3-D clown thing, and the strobe light house, even though the Ring girl kept trying to hack in my hair. There was techno, and we were all going through dancing, and running into the gates. :X In one house, this guy whispers "Pancreas" as we walk past. Of all body parts, he picks pancreas. So Nina starts yelling penis, I'm yelling uterus, and everybody else is yelling other shit. Haha, in the last haunted house (it's theme was torture chamber or some shit) Julia and I kept getting smacked with fake body parts, and one of the guys in a mask slammed Julia into a wall. :X Meaning I was thrown into the wall, too, because Julia and I were a UNIT the entire night. Haha, it was a gooood night.

It rained the entiiire time, so between houses we got soaked. I'm still freezing from it.

On the way there, we were following Debbie, and Mike wouldn't let me moon them, because he's no fun. :X

I'm tired, and cold, and I'm going to beddd now.

If it's raining tomorrow night, my bonfire shall be cancelled. :P

The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:22:47 GMT

Today was a great day. Erik gave me NoDoz, so I was pretty much wired all day.

In gym, I was walking to my spot, and talking to Beth over my shoulder at the same time, so of course I wasn't paying attention. I ran into Caleb, and knocked him over. :X Hahaha. It was funny, I promise.

Mike left flowers for me on my computer desk, because he's too cute. He had to run to work, so I'm waiting for him to get back. Then I think Kara and everybody else is meeting here at 5:30 or 6 so we can go to 7 Floors of Hell. I'M EXCITED. Hahaha. No, honestly, I'm fucking scared. :X HAHAHA.

This weekend is going to rule.

OH. MY CAR has plates on it, finally. YAY.

We do what we like, and we like what we do! When it's time to party we will always party hard.

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 11:23:05 GMT

Mike, Donnie, and Erik took me on an illegal trip. They told me we were going to Taco Bell. :X

Mike and I talked on the phone until 1:15 or so. Hahaha. Erik gave me No-Doz, and I'm drinking a Frappuccino. Today's going to be crazy.

Tonight, I'm going with Mike and some friends to 7 Floors of Hell. THIS is going to be quite interesting. Hahhh. And tomorrow, bonfire at my house, bitches. This weekend's going to be a good one.

Mike'll be here soon. W00t. Must be leaving, nowww.

...

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:26:27 GMT

Every single thing about today has been rotten.

I hate you.

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 22:35:20 GMT

Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your lj to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your lj) have to say.

***I took off the IP logging, so don't be afraid, I won't find out who you are. :P***

She's the blade and you're just paper.

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:02:27 GMT

I feel very hostile right now. I'm not quite sure why. But I have that closed-in-if-I-open-my-mouth-I'll-pass-out-from-screaming-so-much feeling. It's not a good one, and it kind of came out of no where.

Today was a good day, though. I was late to school and as I was walking to first period, I wanted to throw up, because I'm tired of school. We drew pretty pictures in French, I got elbowed in the boob in gym, Lindsay almost made me cry in chemistry from laughing so hard.

I came home, and I ran to the store for my mother, with Donnie. Because Donnie's the one I do my errand running with. Haha. We went to McDonalds, Buehlers, and got gas. It was grand.

Mike came over, and changed his oil. We cuddled, and now I have a hickey on the back of my neck, and it's like... welted. Haha. I'm seriously covered in them. I look like I've been beat. ...Why am I telling you people this? Jesus fucking Christ.

BLAHHH. I'm going to get ready for bed, and wait for Mike to call. I'm sure that's all I need.

Good eye, sniper. Now I shoot, you run.

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 02:27:23 GMT

The Arabian men at Arabian Mart love me. The one gave me my Starbucks Frappuccino for free. Haha, I love it.

Apparently on Saturday night, I ended up biting Erik's nipple really hard. Why or how, I'm not sure. But that's what they're telling me. Too bad I can't remember it.

Alyssa's yard got "Flamingo'ed." ...A bunch of people put flamingos in her yard, and they're pretty. So I took one. I was running back to my house with Alyssa, and there was a car flying at us. ...We, being the bright girls we are, start running to the other side of the road, in the direction of the car. So I almost got hit. We get into my room, and realized that the flamingo is missing a leg. So we run back and get it. We're skipping, then decide to be secret agents. I rolled in the middle of the road, get up, trip, and then jump into the ditch, falling again. I'm a fucking moron. BUT I HAVE A FLAMINGO NOW!

I'm waiting for Michael to callll. Then I can get into bed, and partake in my favorite part of the night (...TALKING TO MIKE). Yay. :D

Isn't she pretty in pink?

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:44:32 GMT

Mike thought it would be hilarious to show up at 8 in the morning. He told me last night he was going to, but I thought he was just fucking around. So of course, I'm sleeping. He runs in and jumps into bed with me, after shaking me and scaring the hell out of me. He made me pancakes, though. So it was okay.

We went to Montrose and fucked around in Best Buy. Then we came home. I had to switch cars with my dad, so I left Mike at home, filling out his Best Buy application on-line. Then when I got back, he made me finish it for him, because he's LAZY. And everybody ganged up on me, and put me in a bad mood. Now Mike's off somewhere with Donnie and Erik, doing illegal shit. Fuckers.

Brent and I are speaking again. Haha. Good times.

I need a new fucking layout. But unfortunately, PSP won't download on my computer, and I can't figure out why. ARRRGH, WHY WON'T YOU DIIIEEE?

I have Algebra II homework to do, which I won't do, and will most likely bullshit in practical living. God, I love life.

My mommy's making my favorite dinner. Score.

I let go, there's just no one who gets me like you do.

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:17:31 GMT

Ughhh, I've neverrr be as drunk as I was last night. I drank four or five beers, and 3/4 of a bottle of rum. Megan and I danced and danced in my room. We ran outside, stumbling, and holding on to each other, trying to be quiet, and not fall. My mom yelled at us the first time, and I remember standing in my bathroom trying so hard not to crack up as she's screaming. After she went back to bed, Megan and I ran out by the road. I fell hard on the cement. I was in Donnie and Megan's bathroom peeing, and I was like "OH, GOD, I'M GOING TO PUKE. I CAN FEEL IT." And I threw up nothing but red liquid (margarita and beer). When I was getting ready to go to bed, I think I was brushing my teeth, and I threw up in my sink. I woke up this morning and go to put in my contacts. ...There's nothing but a sink full of red noodles (I had macaroni salad earlier in the night). It's still there, and my mom keeps telling me to clean it up, and I refuse. :X I feel so sick, and my dad keeps telling me he's going to make me a big pitcher of margarita. ...Which in turn only makes me want to throw up more.

I would like to state for the record that I have the world's most understanding, wonderful boyfriend. And I like him, and he's cute. :)

I'm so glad that I bought Clueless. It's always been my most favorite movie. I've already watched it 3 times and have been quoting it. Hahaha.

Uh... Bob's not home from South Carolina yet, so the weekly Brown's game-party-thing is being held at my house. There are a bunch of screaming guys upstairs. What the fuck.

That's how all my homies roll.

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 04:46:26 GMT

Mike took me crating. Haha, I had so much fun. I don't know exactly what's done, but basically you pull your car onto plastic crates, pull up your parking break, and you do doughnuts. It's seriously a blast. Mike hung one of the crates with a hole in it on my wall, as a souvenir. Haha.

We were on the way home, and some guy in a Ford Focus passes us on Silvercreek. So of course Mike has to pass him, which seriously pissed off the guy. The guy tailgated us home, so Mike just kept driving. We go to Medina Line, and Mike's doing 110 trying to lose this guy. Hahaha, I was so scared. :X We were on Eastern, still hauling ass, when Mike decides to turn on Madison or whatever the development road is. It was gravel, so he slid into the grass. Hahaha. I almost pissed myself at this point. It's funny now that I think about it. :X

Mike went home around 11:30. I took Sadie home, and now here I am. I downed two Budweiser in the time I've been home, and I'm working on my third now. I'm trying to match Donnie and Erik's drunkness. Hahaha, I don't think that'll happen, but we'll see. I HAVE A BUZZ, THOUGH! :D

I like it like that.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 16:20:18 GMT

Mike came over around 8. And we went to get hot fudge sundaes from McDonalds. We watched Saved!, which was incredibly stupid. Seriously. Mike told me I'm not allowed to pick movies anymore, it was that bad. We hung out with Donnie, Erik, and Megan, and then he left a little after 11.

I woke up at 11 or so. My Aunt Loni called, and she left her truck at the Galaxy last night, because she had too much to drink. She asked if her "beautiful, nice, licensed niece" would come and pick her up, so she could get her truck. So Megan and I went over to her house, and waited for her to get ready. Then we went to Wendy's. On the way home, the Mormon guys were walking down the street, carrying bibles, so Megan and I were like "WOO, WE LOVE JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD!!" Haha. :X

I wasn't very hungry, and fed most of my chicken to Dreyfus and Tobey, because they're cute. Heh.

...AND NOW, I'm bored. FUCKING bored. I kept having really weird/bad dreams last night. Argh. I'm going to start sedating myself before bedtime, to make them quit.

I need new icons.

Oh, I hope everybody knows that my bonfire has been cancelled for this weekend. And it's going to be NEXT Saturday (16th). Same time and stuff.

BOOM!! It's on, bitch nigga we'll rock yo' room.

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 23:44:53 GMT

Donnie and I went to the mall. I got a track jacket from Hollister, a new demin purse, Clueless <33, and underwear from Victoria's Secret. Then we went to Record Exchange, and saw Johnny, Knick, and Joey.

I picked up Megan from her mom's, and took Donnie to Medina for his drug test. Now I'm home.

Donnie's going to find his old Ritalin for me. So I can stay up for two days. Hahaha. I'm an idiot.

I'm waiting for Mike to get back, so we can hang outtt. YAY.

Hm. I'm hungryy. Yepp.

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 15:53:04 GMT

I slept like, 11 hours. I love weekends. ...Or four day weekends. :D

I'm bored, now. And I need something to do. My mom woke me up when she came home, and there was a purple car in our driveway. My mom figured maybe it was Erik, but nobody was in the house. ...Then she listened to the answering machine messages, and it was my cousin, who broke down, and decided to leave it in our driveway. ...Riiight. Kinda weird. :X

I'm hungry. And I want to watch Saved! But I think I'll wait for Mike to watch that. I don't know. I DON'T KNOWWW!!

My eyes are still blood shot. Damnit it to hell.

DAMN HOMIE, in high school you was the man homie. What the fuck happened to you?

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 03:48:51 GMT

Hm. Great night. Mike and I took over Donnie's room, and "watched" The Boondock Saints. We cuddled, and laughed, and had fun. Because that's what we do.

Yep. I'm sorry. My posts suck. I KNOW, I KNOW.

I'm really tired. And I took out my contacts like, two hours ago... and my eyes are still blood shot. Grrreat. I need to go to the optometrist. :X

I'm on top, bitch!

This love has taken it's toll on me.

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:48:36 GMT

My eye hurts. It's red, and itchy, and when I used Visine, it didn't help at all. Soo, I'm wearing my glasses. :[ I hate my glasses.

BLAH. I have to get Mike soon, because I'm the most wonderful girlfriend there is, damnit. Yayyy!!

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 19:34:46 GMT

MY LIFE GOAL: To marry into the Mafia. I'm not even kidding. Think about. Italian men are good looking. Mafia men are loaded, and nobody fucks with you. You're taken care of for life.

If I don't find a suitable Mafian by the time I'm 25, then I'm going to England, and I'm going to marry a Duke. So then I can be Duchess Leslie. Fuck yes.

Who the hell needs college when you have life goals like mine? Hahaha. I love myself.

I hope the next girl that you kiss has something terribly contagious on her lips.

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 22:17:42 GMT

My grandmother who hates me bought me the Clinique Happy Heart box set that I wanted, and made me cream puffs with custard and chocolate on the top (my favorite). I don't know why she's being so nice to me. :X

I took a nice nap. Mmm, sleeeeep.

Tell all the English boys you meet about the American boy back in the States. The American boy you used to date, who would do anything you say.

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 01:45:12 GMT

I don't have much to say. I took a nap. A very long, nice, relaxing naps. Mmm. I miss those. I'm going to have to start squeezing one in every day.

I pierced Donnie's ears today ...Or tried, at least. We used a nail, and he wound up piercing them, because I couldn't put them all the way through. :X My fingers were covered in blood, and it was gross. ...AND THEY MADE POPPING NOISES WHEN IT WENT THROUGH. ICKKK.

Mike brought me chocolate and lip gloss, and we cuddled a lot and stuff. He was telling Donnie and I stories about when he used to trip on DXM and Robitussin, and I almost died from laughter. Funny shit.

...AND MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW, BITCHES.

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:56:57 GMT

I'm undecided about what I want for my birthday. My mom wants to hit me, because I really don't know. I don't want Uggs anymore, because those are out. And I don't want that digital camera, because I never use my digital camera, anyways. I think I'm just going to wait until Saturday, and have my mom turn me loose with some money at the mall. Haha. Yeah, that'll probably work the best. I like to shop. :)

I'm bored, and have nothing to do. Hence, this completely unnecessary post. I had to be my mom's taxi this morning. I had to pick the other siblings up from where they where. I'm too nice sometimes.

I think I should go and finish getting ready for absolutely nothing. ...So then I can at least feel like I did something. :X